Dear FullTiltPoker.com,
I recently made a visit to your website. While there, I did not play anything, but if I had money, I would have played everything. I did appreciate your play money demo option, but that doesn’t do it for me. I think even if I had plenty of money to blow on poker, I wouldn’t. Where is the thrill in dropping $1,000 or $10,000? It doesn’t exist.
This is why I have come to you. I would like to experience a thrill. Specifically, the thrill of gambling with an excessive amount of money. Something like $1 million. Thus, I would like to propose a deal with you. My deal is this: every year for the next 5 years, I will spend at least one million dollars on no-limit games at your website if you give me fifteen million dollars right now. Is this possible? I hope so, because this will allow me to have the ability to visit your site and have as much fun as possible. With a minimum budget of one million dollars, I can’t imagine that I wouldn’t have fun.
Of course, the media would have a field day with this deal, but don’t worry because I’ll be willing to talk and grant plenty of interviews. You’ll be all over the news. I’ll be all over the news. Everyone will be having a great time.
I look forward to hearing from you.
RESPONSE
Hello Adam,
Thanks for writing in.
Though I can imagine the thrill your proposed deal would create, it is unfortunate that we cannot process such a request.
I wish you the best in your future endevours.
Regards,
Sherry
Team Full Tilt
