Dear New York Jets,
I have a cheeseman. He’s made out of reconstituted cheeseheads. He was meant to be taken to a Packers game, but because he looks a bit like Brett Favre, I’m afraid the fans would tear Cheeseman to pieces.
Would Cheeseman be welcome at a Jets game? I could spray paint him green? Because he looks a bit like Brett Favre, maybe the fans wouldn’t notice the swiss cheese-like holes. They might think I made Cheeseman especially for them.
I mean to buy a ticket for Cheeseman, so do not worry that I would try and squeeze both him and myself into one seat. However, can you guarantee Cheeseman’s safety? I am very proud of Cheeseman and do not want him “messed up.”
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